upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

disneyprincesshigh:

ok but how iconic am i making a fake tracklist and getting RIHANNA and azealia to comment on it??

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codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

penis-hilton:

it’s all fun and games until you have harlem shake flashbacks

toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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hoebutmadefashion:

FUCK YOU POP MUSIC THIS IS ARTSY-FARTSY

fussybabybitch:

the purge is scary because its a time frame in which you could be the target for random, unimpeded & unpunished cruelty just for being in the wrong place + wrong time and youll be blamed for not being adequately prepared & alert 

if youre black and/or queer and/or trans this is also known as “every waking moment”

swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

queen-neyde:

Neyde and Derpga appreciation post part 3. 1 & 2

(Source: versaceslut)

sidnugget:


I’m really happy with this person’s decisions

sidnugget:

I’m really happy with this person’s decisions

(Source: tibets)

jaclcfrost:

"how many times have you even watched that movie"

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(Source: jaclcfrost)